Weird things people tell me about myself.

1 - My face always look way pissed. ( Ummm I can't really change how my face is, I'm usually a really happy person.)

2 - My hair feels like dog fur. ( I don't get this, I think my hair is normal. Maybe because it's all I ever had. )

3 - I look like Reese Witherspoon ( why? is it because we both have blonde hair? )

4 - When you first meet me people think I'm a stuck up brat. (of course they change there mind once they know me. Why is this? )

5 - Everyone says I look fourteen, they can't believe I'm even married.

I need some answers for these, please help. Thanks.